A DAY TO FORGET
She was on her way to class when she dropped her lunch box. As she picked it up, she heard a little ripping sound, but it didn't sound that bad, so she kept going. But then, a few hours later, she was standing in front of her class, and she bend over to pick up the chalk. This time, there was a huge r-i-i-i-p! Her pants split all the way open, and everyone burst out laughing. So much of her underwear was exposed that they could read "Sunday" in bright letters across her rear end! "It's not Sunday!" one boy shouted. "It's Thursday!" I was totally mortified! DANCE DISASTER
Her school always has a big, fancy dance for Valentine's day. Last year her mom couldn't pick her up afterward so she asked her grandfather to do it. He doesn't like to go out at night, but she told he could pick her up early--before the dance was even over--and that she meet him out front. He got there really early, though,and when she wasn't outside waiting for him he started to get worried. So there she was, showing off her cool moves on the dance floor, when she heard her name from halfway across the gym. She turned around to see her grandfather--in his pajamas and slippers! He started yelling about how late she was, and everyone was staring and laughing. She bolted across that gym--believe me, she couldn't get out of there fast enough!
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